"You’re a good lad, Frodo. I’m very selfish, you know. Yes, I am. Very selfish. I don’t know why I took you in after your mother and father died but it wasn’t out of charity. I think it was because… of all my numerous relations, you were the one Baggins that showed real spirit."
also the hobbit has the worst raid party make-up ever. everyone is a warrior except like two rogues one of whom is a big noob and the only mage isn’t even a healer
legolas is like that lvl 100 dude that comes along and steals all your kills and then leaves
Here we have Tauriel and Legolas making one thing very, very clear.
Unless you actually want to die painfully do not - and I mean seriously just don’t - gloat about stabbing Kili or threaten to behead Gimli in front of them.
my entire life is now about elves protecting their dwarves like precious gems they didn’t even know they wanted but now can’t live without
Inspired by Ewebean’s animation.
Tauriel doesn’t take shit from anyone.
"You’re isolating Mirkwood because you don’t want to deal with world issues? Fine, I’m running away to save the Dwarves."
"Don’t talk to the prisoners? Why, ‘cause Thorin’s nephew is more attractive than half the elves here?"
"It’s my fault Legolas fancies me? Go f**k yourself with your antler collection.”
Am now super side-eyeing Thranduil for not talking to Legolas about how he can’t go crushing on Tauriel all the time.