I’m going to replace the human population with Voldemort. o_O
I am married to a unicorn. wut.
“Best friends with Sarah Palin”?
Um…
Well, I guess I could use that position to try and influence her to be less of a dumbass.
Sword fight with Chuck Norris….D: no. please. I’d die. OTL
Start a band with Pacman.
Getchur bags, guys,
here come The Waka-Wakas.
SWORD FIGHT WITH JACKIE CHAN
SWORD FIGHT WITH EDWARD CULLEN
FUCK YEAH
GUESS WHO’S STABBING A SPARKLING VAMPIRE!
Sword fight with Spongebob
Switch lives with Spongebob o.o
Handcuffed for life to Barack Obama. >~<
Trapped in prison with Nyan Cat? Sounds like fucking torture.
(via thepiratecafe)
